May 2013
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Mostly I am entertained by all of this. But I’m baffled by the crackers. I have never heard of crackers used in a dessert context. All I see in the tin are cookies.
Dude, some of those look like ritz crackers
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imperpetuallytired:
littlewiggy:
gunslingerannie:
littlewiggy:
shebelongsinthetardis:
mriloveyourhat:
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
detectiveincamelot:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
morgrana:
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American...
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gunslingerannie:
littlewiggy:
shebelongsinthetardis:
mriloveyourhat:
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
detectiveincamelot:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
morgrana:
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a...
shebelongsinthetardis:
mriloveyourhat:
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
superciliousassbutt:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
detectiveincamelot:
m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:
morgrana:
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
...
leonardsmccoy:
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
“I remember in school one time, I had a teacher who was talking about...”
– Amy Smart on the harm abstinence-only education has on sexual abuse victims (via sweet-deeds)
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
““Amazon Publishing will acquire all rights to your new stories, including global...”
– Pretty sure all the awesome fandom folks I know are smart enough to have realized what a steaming turd the new Amazon thing really is, but just in case you have to get into an argument over it with someone (yes, these are things I legitimately prep for) here are some clear talking points.
Also, no...
“But ask yourself: Why is there that knee-jerk rejection of any effort to...”
– - David Wong
This quote is in an article about superhero movies, but it applies to so many things.
(via thecharles)
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
pumpkinlessidjit:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
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owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
Okay, I will have you know that even before...
sea-change:
MARY FUCKING SHELLEY. ’oh, i’m a nineteen year old female in a world where females are basically valued only as mothers, grieving over the loss of my child, disowned by my father, in dire financial straights, stuck in a country that’s not my own, ignored and cheated on by my husband, and belittled by my husband’s friends? how am i going to deal with this? WHY DON’T I COMPLETELY...
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egbuns:
otterthulhu:
rabioheab:
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
Farquaad
Farquaad II
Farquaad III
Farquaad IV
Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
ponderism:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are...
